iamwizz:

someone catfish me plz so i can get on Mtv and promote my mixtape

lotr meme | 4 colors »  green [3/4]

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

jerkidiot:

I give great advice

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brook:

quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69

sophiereads-sophiewrites:

pocketpadfoot:

bloodpactgirlscout:

last night it occurred to me that sirius black being colorblind would make a lot of sense

bc like

i dunno dogs and stuff

but imagine a red-green colorblind sirius

he loves gryffindor so much and hates slytherin SO MUCH 

but he CANT TELL THE COLORS APART

HE CHEERS FOR THE WRONG TEAM AT QUIDDITCH MATCHES probably.

"AW YEAH GRYFFINDOR SCORES!!!!"

"Padfoot, that’s your brother who scored."

"NOT FUCKING AGAIN"

I approve this headcanon.

iamsleeping:

 (via dragqueenmerlin)

zackisontumblr:

sorry mom

dorkly:

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